Hone Wale Sasur Ne Apni Hone Wali Bahu Se Pucha, "Tumhe Chai Aati Hai?"
Bahu Boli, "Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahin Aata Chai Kahan Se Aayegi"!
What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo!
Pappu: Me sleep with Dad last night.
Madam (correcting): No Pappu, I slept with dad last night.
Pappu: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hogi!
Diff b/w Govt. Hospital and Pvt. Hospital:
Govt Hospital: Doctor Nurse par aur Patient Farsh par.
Pvt. Hospital: Patient Nurse par, Doctor Patient ke purse par!
Lulli aur Zubaan Mein Samanta:
1. Dono Mein Haddi Nahi Hoti.
2. Dono Par Kabu Rakhna Mushkil.
3. Dono Se Laar Tapkti Hai!
Six or Sex:
Utha ke Maro to Sis;
Leta ke Maro to Sex.
Bahar Gaya to Six;
Ander Gaya to Sex.
Dono Haath Uper to Six;
Dono Par Uper to Sex.
Enjoy IPL with i-Pill!
A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!
What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
Saala Chutiyaa!
If 69 is eating, then 619 must qualify as "Kebab Mein Haddi"!
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
