Antique Question:
Q: Duniya Me Sab Se Pahli 'GAALI' Kisne Di Thi?
A: It was from Dronacharya to Arjun -
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"ARJUN, BAAN CHHOD!
DejaChu: adj. the felling of having met this Chutiya before
Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze propose kar diya?
Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya hai, Pagli!
5 rules to keep your wife happy by Dada Kondke:
1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye - KHABAR
2. Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye - HAATH
3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye - PAER
4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye - TAAREEF 5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye - .WALLET
Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week!
Kya Aap Bore Ho Rahe Ho?
Kuch Karne Ka Man Kar Raha Hai?
Toh Zip Kholo...
Hath Ander Dalo...
Aur...
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Bag Se Book Nikal Kar Padhna Shuru Ho Jayo!
Q: What is Sunny Leone's favourite time of the day?
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Ans: Porn-e-Saath!
Deja Do:
The feeling when you realize you've masturbated over that porn clip before!
Cambodia's national fruit is
Banana;
And India's national fruit is
Chootiya Banana!
Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab, Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai.
Doctor: ENO Liyo?
Lady: ENO Bhi Liyo, Uno Bhi Liyo, Ne Baju Wala Ro Bhi Liyo; Par Koi Koyi Farak Nahi Padyo!
