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Bahut Dino Se Ek Sawal Mujhe Pareshan Kar Raha Hai Ki Agar Daakiya Daak Lekar Aata Hai Toh Chutiye Chut Lekar Kyon Nahi Aate!

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The most tricky question asked by a girlfriend.
Meri Yaad Aane Par Khada Hota Hai Ya Khada Hone Par Meri Yaad Aati Hai?

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English: Let the dicks come.
Hindi: Aandolan!

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Aaj Ka Gyan:
Jhooth Bolne Se Sirf Paap Lagta Hai;
Sach Bolne Se Lavde Bhi Lag Sakte Hain!

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Hum Sabki Life Mein Kuch Log Jugnoo Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
Bina Kisi Wajah Hi Unki Jalti Rehti Hai!

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Agar Hum Gaand Ki Picture Ko Zoom In Karenge Toh Pixel Phatege Ki Gaand?

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Employee: Sir, Iss Saal Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho?
Boss: ➰ 〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai Sir?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!

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How people motivate you in India?







"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!

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Getting an erection while standing in a " Queue" is also called...
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"Line Mein Khada Hona"!

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What do you call someone who does everything better than you?
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Chutiya Saala!