A New Perspective.
If you have slept with more than 5 women, you have no right to call your organ a "Private Part"!
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It is now a UNIVERSAL CHARGER!
Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!
Tip of the day:
Ignore your problems like you ignore the male actor in a porn movie.
Employee: Sir, Salary Kitni Badha Rahe Ho Iss Saal?
Boss: ➰〰
Employee: Yeh Kya Hai?
Boss: Jhaant Barabar!
He: 🐕
She: Kya?
He: DO GI!
What do you call Indrani's vagina?
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Octopussy
One sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it, which means a normal intercourse represents a data transfer of 1587 GB in about 3 seconds...
And we think 4G is fast!
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful!`
F**k sexy - can someone bring back intelligence!
My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, `Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other."
Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought that it would be good to be honest. I then described to him everything about marriage and sex.
Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle, that's called a bunk bed. My parents want to talk to you now!`
