Saala, 69th Independence Day hi Mila Tha Inko Porn Ban Karne ke Liye!
Over 800 Porn Sites Being Banned By The Indian Govt. Achhe Din Ki Toh Baat Hi Bhool Jayo; Ab Toh Achhi Raatein Bhi Gyien!
Porn ban fallout:
"Hello sir, I'm calling from Airtel broadband. We've a scheme for you to upgade to 4G"."
"B***di Ke, 4G Pe Ab Kya Satsang Sununga? #PornBan
Yeh Haath Dede Mujhe, Thakur;
Waise Bhi Abb Yeh Kuchh Kaam ke Nahi!
#PornBan
Wife: Mere Husband Ka Accident Ho Geya, Tab Se Woh Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
Doctor: Munh Mein Le Ke Dekho.
Wife: Madarchod! Husband Khada Nahi Ho Pa Raha.
Gaand Marvane Se Kisi Ki Maut Nahi Hoti;
Bas Chalne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaata Hai!
Girl changed status: Feeling awesome
Boy commented: De Aayi Aaj!
Universally, there are 3 kinds of responses:
1. Yes
2. No
3. May Be
India has a 4th kind:
4. Lauda
She: You like Veg or Non-veg?
He: Veg.
She: Veg Mein Kya Pasand Hai?
He: Cleaveg!
HR: What is your weakness?
HE: I'm very short tempered.
HR: Explain?
HE: I can't.
HR: Please explain.
HE: Bhenchod... Bar-Bar Ek Hi Baat!
