If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal!
There is a thin line between
"love at first sight"
and
"lust at first sight"
and the line is called a
Cleavage!
I met a girl with 12 nipples - sounds funny...
Dozen tit?
When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body;
When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face;
When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart.
Still all these 3 guys, wanna fuck you through!
Studies show that 'Sex' burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I'm on a diet!
Women should have equal rights to men. It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off!
The reason why women don't carry condom in their purse is because by the time they'll find the condom in the purse, the kid will be 2 years old!
It's funny how dry days and wet dreams actually have nothing to do with water!
