Men judge women by their boobs, because that's the only thing about women that they really understand!
Dear Women,
Backless dresses no longer excite us. It is high time to reverse the trend.
Sincerely,
Men
Women these days - either want hard liquor or a hard licker!
Booze, Boobs and Blowjob - 3 very powerful Bs in a man's life. And also the biggest weaknesses!
An expert is a man who knows 62 ways of making love, but doesn't know any women!
Sometimes a simple headache ruins a great love story.
Nowadays people have become so promiscuous that when a mention about 'Protection' is made, it's the 'Condom' that strikes the mind first rather than 'Helmet' or 'Seat-belt'!
Dear Girls,
When a guy sees your cleavage, he feels exactly the same way you feel, when you see a SALE banner outside your favourite store.
"Just grab all the stuff inside!"
Two diseases that effect your bones:
1. Lust - weakens your knees
2. Greed - crushes your spine
Currency traders lost a lot because they expected Rupee will go down on Dollar till 69 only; and then will turn around and screw the Dollar!
