Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: Bcoz they are useless without a handle.
Skinny = Anorexic
Thick = Obese
Virgin = Too good
Non-virgin = Slut
Friendly = Fake
Quiet = Rude
One can never please the society.
Q: Why do girls like to date Basketball players?
A: Bcoz they dribble a lot before shooting.
When someone texts you "I miss You" after midnight, it really means "I miss the sex".
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!
