Finally, someone got their brand ambassador right (Sonam Kapoor selling flats)!
What's the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of fucking time!
I know for sure that I'm getting old now. I was watching some porn the other day and thought to myself wow... that's a nice bed!
If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Things we should Learn from dogs:
Love
Trust
Loyalty
Affection
Compassion
Etc..
What we learn: Their Position!
Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Hard Fact:
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
