Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh
On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
Doc: Reports have got mixed up. I don't know if ur wife has AIDS or Alzheimer
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK
The groom stood naked in front of the mirror:
2 inches more & I'd be a king
Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen
What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!
One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
