According to Kamasutra, women are masters in sex. They can satisfy 5 Men at a time.
1st in Pussy;
2nd in Ass Hole;
3rd in Mouth;
4th and 5th in their two hands!
The stock markets now are like an old man's dick - just refusing to rise.
But the irony is that everyone is still getting fucked!
Mercedes Benz:
A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
A professor was asked to give a talk on Sex
When his turn came, he stood, walked to the podium, adjusted the microphone just so. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."
And he sat back down.
If a girl has 1000 likes and 500 comments on a picture, what's missing?
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Obviously, her clothes!

Downloading files is a lot like having sex. From time to time you get viruses but you still do it anyway.
Dear boys,
I can make your girlfriends scream louder than you can.
Sincerely,
Spider
Q. What do gay men call used condoms?
A. Doggie bags!

My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Most Awesome Person Ever!