2 important rules of Sex:
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!
Masturbation: At 'shot in the air' to check if the 'gun' is working!
Censure Question:
What's the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX and XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine!
The best woman is the one who leaves in the morning!
Moms have Mother's Day, Dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday!
That awkward moment when the person who discovered milk had to explain what he/she was doing to the cow!
Difference between Boys and Girls:
Boys are naughty, Girls are beauty;
Boys have chest, Girls have breasts.
Boys have night falls, Girls have big balls;
Boys a big pole, Girls have a big hole;
Boys can Fuck and Girls can Suck.
Lastly, Boys are FUCKERS but Girls are LOVERS!
Why are girls better at catwalk than boys?
Because there is nothing between the legs to get squeezed!
Drawing is the second thing in the world that requires hand and imagination...
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Simultaneously!
HARD FACT:
No matter how many job POSITIONS taken over by women, and their claiming equality; But there are certain OPENINGS that only men can fill!
