Obscene Caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what's in my hand. I will let you have it.
Naughty Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand than I am not interested!
Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice;
But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS!
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who spent at least 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting. Respect her by staring at it!
Welcome Winters:
In the morning, savour 2 eggs with milk;
In the evening, relish 2 pegs with chips;
And at night, enjoy 2 legs with lips.
Have a very happy winters... with my tips!
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes; but we never realise that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!
Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night!
A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets... you don't know where to puts your hands!
According to doctors, 'Penis' is the best breakfast ever for ladies!
It has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making them healthy and contented for 9 months!
Send to ladies for a good laugh and to men to make them happy and feel proud of themselves!
Masturbation: It's a shot in the air to check if the gun is working!
Hookers aren't the ones who'll fuck you for money...
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they're just the only ones honest enough to acknowledge it!
