Behind every great woman is her bum.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd like to spread them!
A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart!
What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on!
The best thing about having a penis is...
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sharing it with people - who don't have it!
How can you tell a head nurse?
She's the one with the dirty knees!
If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
Start playing with your boobs!
Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
