Welcome to the season of Smooching, Squeezing, Licking and Sucking as
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Mangoes are in town!
Vagina is the best Rehabilitation Centre in the World.
Any arrogant dick can go in; but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
Q: Why quantum physicists so poor at sex?
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A: Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum and when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?
A: A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'll do"!
A nwe sudty sowhs 99.9% of ntuarlaly hrony popele can raed ayntinhg? Kepe tihs giogn, yuo hrony bggeur!
Q. What is the difference between tampons and mobile phones?
A. Mobile phones are for assholes!
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people...
One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
I wanted to text you something really sexy, but too bad - I don't fit on your phone!
It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money;
If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes;
And if your dick is itching...
Don't fool yourself, simply rush to the doctor!
Q: What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
A: Stay out of BED for two days.
