If you have slept with more than 5 people, you have no right to call your reproductive organ as a PRIVATE PART. It surely qualifies to be known as a UNIVERSAL CHARGER.
The new Durex jingle:
I love Humping Humping;
I'm a Horny Bunny;
Keep on Pumping Pumping;
I'm a Horny Bunny;
Thokko Thokko!
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can't make a fist!
Jim says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy for the same reason".
Steve says, "Why's that?"
Jim says, "Because with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit".
How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?
He thinks 'harass' is two words.
It's Breast Awareness Week.
Spread the slogan "We stare because we care"!
Q: What do you call it when a person with multiple personality disorder masturbates?
A: An orgy.
The young couple were holding hands in the Sunshine Gardens Nudist Camp.
"When I tell you I love you", he asked, "why do you always lower your eyes?"
"To see if it's true", she answered curtly.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang'.
A princess meets a talking frog.
Princess: Should I kiss you to turn you into a handsome prince?
Frog: That was during my grandfather's time, I need a blow job bitch!
