Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
Roses are Red
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I'll follow you!
Height of Misunderstanding:
Girl: How do you do?
Boy: Same old Method... Legs on the shoulder and then extreme jerks and shakes!
Why're Quantum Physicists so poor at sex?
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Because when they find the position, they can't find momentum;
And when they find momentum, they can't find the position!
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If a girl follows a boy while he is walking, then it's "AXE EFFECT";
But if a boy follows a girl while she is walking then it is
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"ASS EFFECT"!
What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and she leaves!
Viagra is the only pill that gets standing ovation by the organ that uses it!
What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
A Terrorwrist!
Isn't it strange:
Ants hate Cucumbers;
But Aunties love them!