Why was Iraq war like anal sex?
1. It was an invasion you couldn't see.
2. It was painful without oil.
3. No way you could see the Bush.
Gayle lays Aussies on the pitch and Brits in the bedroom.
Vibrations due to Volkswagen Audio Ad in Times of India:
Dear girls, carrying today's Bombay Times to the bathroom sends out a wrong signal.
News: Indian MPs exchange blows inside parliament
Watch out Sunny Leone- Now even the Politicians also have a new job in blows.
SMS limit increased by TRAI to 20. Phew, now more time to flirt instead of asking women to text naked pictures directly.
Reporter: Was Monica lying?
Bill Clinton: No, she was on her knees.
Most of us worry about getting AIDS from sex:
But Bill Clinton worried about getting sex from his aides.
Similarity between Bill Clinton and a Carpenter - one screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.
Petrol pumps have decided to play porn movies.
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At least, the customers shall feel better watching someone else also also getting screwed!