Just a thought... If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear
Would Greece help?
What an Irony!
The government uses Section 69A of the IT Act 2000 to ban porn!
Breaking News:
According to sources, the idea was to ban pork after beef. Due to a typo in the labyrinths of the bureaucracy, they ended up banning porn!
#PornBan
First Maggi and now Porn!
So basically government is against anything which gives us pleasure in 2 minutes!
Forget "Make in India", now one can't even "Shake in India"!
#PornBan
Porn is banned in Gulf, now it is is banned in India.
No Income Tax in Gulf, your turn now - Mr Finance Minister!
If we ban all things that get done in 2 minutes, a lot of men would be left "Sex Starved"!
Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hilary Clinton's run for President,
"I will not vote for Hilary Clinton. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth."
As the Americans get closer to the 2016 election, please remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create jobs for the Americans.
The last time she had a job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky!
Sab Bol Rahe The
Voting Hai
Voting Hai
Dal Ke Aa...
Dal Ke Aa...
Dalne Geya Toh Dalne Nahi Diya...
Sirf Dabaa Ke Aana Pada!