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BBM in Android and iPhone is free but it's chargeable to Blackberry phone users.
It's like wife charging husband for sex and giving free sex to everyone else!

Virat Kohli's BBM Pin: MC14BC14

A person's beard grows the fastest when he anticipates 'SEX'!
No wonder, Asaram has a very long one!

Nokia (soon to be MS) has announced the launch of its ASARAM range of phones.
Key Feature: Even after 72 hrs of usage, the 'handset' will remain 100% charged!

You know the economy is screwed up when hard working Real Estate guys like Vadra have to resort to farming to support their livelihoods.
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Breaking News:
As Rupee is reaching 69, the Govt. makes a proposal to make Sunny Leone Finance Minister, as she can handle the position better!

Rupee seems to be in an erotic mood... It'll only turn around at 69!

Boobs can make anything stand hard and Up.
Why isn't it helping the falling Rupee since the Indian women have a habit of storing them in their blouses!

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The Royal Doctor delivered the royal baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix!

News: Nigerian Parliament has turned its back to gays.
Common sense says it's not exactly a good idea!