If ISL (Indian S*x League) ever takes place then the probable names of the teams would be:
* D**k Risers Hyderabad
* Chennai Super D**ks
* Kolkata Night Riders
* Rajastan Rubbers
* Kings XI Orgy
* Bangalore Royal Lickers
* Delhi Rapists
Last but not the least
* Mumbai Lesbians!
During the presentation ceremony after the victory at Mohali Test, Virat Kohli was asked about the next match to be played at Delhi.
His reaction was, "Till now we have taken off their clothes, Rape after all, happens in Delhi only!
As Mike walked into the office on Monday morning, a co-worker asked, "How was your weekend?"
"I played a round of golf and hit two of my best balls," he replied.
"Tell me about it," asked his co-worker.
"Well, er, I stepped on a rake."
In the clubhouse one-woman golfer said to another, "I got injured between the first and the second hole".
The second woman commented, "That's a bitch, you'll never get a band-aid to stick there"!
Why F1 when so many good looking babes in the arena!
Three things in Golf that sound dirty:
After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
Lift your head and spread your legs.
Damn, I missed the hole again.