What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
Chacha Chaudri!
A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"
If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both!
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!"
NEWS Flash:
Viagra Shipment Stolen.
Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals!
What is the difference between a whore and a bitch?
A whore will have sex with anybody,
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A bitch will have sex with anybody except you!
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks!
Man: When I donate blood, I don't extract it myself, the nurse does it for me.
Nurse: I understand sir; but this is a sperm bank, it doesn't work that way here!
Jeans Ka Dukh Aur Pyajame Ka Sukh...
Gaand Mein Khujli Ke Waqt Hi Pata Chalta Hai!
