Viagra makers got a new tagline from the movie "Amar Akbar Anthony".
Their Song: Unhorny Ko Horny Kar De, Horny Ko Aur Horny!
All men feel that women are a pain in the ass. But just think about it, the world without women would also be a pain in the ass, if you know what I mean!
Son came running in saying, "Dad, can I please have two pounds for candy?"
Father : Candy? In America , they call it candy. Here in England, we call it sweets.
Son: Whatever Dad! But Candy across the road said she'll show me and my friends her tits for ten pounds and we've got eight so far!
Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
Romantic words said by a true lover to his new girlfriend:
I don't know how beautiful you are! Because my eyes still haven't moved from your boobs!
A boss while trying to piss off an employee, "So! I hear you got a small dick?!"
Smart employee: Does your wife tell you everything!
The Insurance Agent is the only person on this planet who loves to see the women fully covered!
WARNING:
Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy!
The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain!
K: Keen
I: Inquiry to
S: Seduce
S: Someone
