Whenever I'm not spending my time being awesome. I spend it being fucking awesome.
'Fucking' is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense.
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.
"Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit", he says to the doctor.
"O.K.", says the medic, "let me see your sex organs."
So the old guy sticks out his tongue and his middle finger.
Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
"One day we should get her for this", said the first boy.
"I agree. We'll grab her...", said the second.
"Yeah," said the third. "And then we'll kick her in the nuts!"
A waiter brings a lady her vegetable soup, and his thumb is hooked over the cup. She says, "Waiter, your thumb is in my soup."
He says, "Yeah. I got arthritis and the heat makes it feel better."
She says, "Well, why don't you stick it up your ass?"
He says, "I do that in the kitchen."
Q: Did you hear about the new edition of Playboy for married men?
A: It has the same cover ¢erfold every month.
A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.
"What happened?", asked the doctor.
"I got stung between the first and the second hole", replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"
Girl: Doctor, my boobs are hard & aching.
Doctor: Let me see.
Doctor feels them & makes a face.
Girl: Is it bad?
Doctor: Not only bad but it's contagious too! Now my dick is hard & aching.
Santa: Last night I tried a Viagra for the first time. When I swallowed it, it got stuck in my throat.
Banta: Then what happened?
Santa: This morning, I woke-up with a stiff neck!
Best part of my day was spent taking pictures and shaking hands with the fans who spent their hard earned money on Jism 2.
Sunny Leone
Your Jism and their hard-earned.
