A married man keeps wondering every evening:
Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home after one's vasectomy.
3 good manners of a Dick
1. Courteous: It stands before performing
2. Emotional: It cries during the performance
3. Polite: It bows down after the performance.
Q: What's the difference between pulling a curtain and a panty?
A: When you pull a curtain, it means that the show is over, but pulling down a panty means it's Showtime!
A boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on the nipple of his mom while she was asleep. Now comes the sad part:
The next day their driver died.
Q: Four gays in the bar and only one stool, what do they do?
A: Turn it over!
Reporter: Was Monica lying?
Bill Clinton: No, she was on her knees.
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that the young women don't?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: What is 6.9?
A: Good sex interrupted by a period.
Most of us worry about getting AIDS from sex:
But Bill Clinton worried about getting sex from his aides.
