Corona Virus Stages in India:
Stage 1 - China Wale Chutiye Hain
Stage 2 - Corona Hamari Jhaant Nahi Ukhaad Sakta
Stage 3 - Bhenchod Gaand Toh Fat Rahi Hai
Stage 4 - Bhenchod Lag Gaye Laude
Stage 5 - Bhagwan Is Baar Bacha Le!
The toilet paper crisis confirms that we have more assholes than we thought!
Sex workers are confused! Work from home!
Whose home? Our home or customers' home?
After a spirited discussion with my beautiful neighbor on the Corona Virus and it impacts while leaving she looked me in the eye, smiled and said, "FUCK CARO-NA."
Whole night I couldn't sleep and kept thinking what exactly did she mean?
Wash your hands like you have been chopping chillies and are about to Masturbate!
All those people resorting to panic buying:
Make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
The Dettol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch most.
Now I can't pee!
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.
Didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!
Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles!
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 PM and 3:30 AM, it is SEX.
When you hear sounds like aah oh uhh between 9:00 AM and 3:30 PM, it is SENSEX!
