70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees.
After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style?
Marwari payment after 90 days!
You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
Define Rape with the help of one good example?
Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!
Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!
Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...
If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.
Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....
