Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance!!
What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !
Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed!
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.
Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply...
A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!
Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass!
The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
