What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note?
One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck.
During sex, wife says: U r like a mobile phone!
Husband: Do I vibrate a lot ?
No, when u get into the tunnel, u lose ur network.
A pros for nite: Rs 2000
Hotel Room: Rs 3000
Condoms: Rs 50
Erection: SORRY!
There r some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card!
Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?
Doc: Not really... The heart was of a prostitute.
Q: Why do Women hate getting periods?
A: Because it is a 'Bloody' Waste of 'Fucking' Time!
It's true! All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don't want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!
Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!
Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
