Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha “93.5 Red FM”
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
A boy & gal of LKG class asked teacher: Kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?
Teacher: No.
Boy said to gal: Bas dekha! Tu aise hi dar rahi thi.
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh
Gals: Inspector ji Munde tang karde ne.
Boys: Eh ilzaam jootha hai Inspector saab, assin tang nai karde, khulli karde ne.
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachche kyun hu jande ne?
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nange ghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
Teacher comes to class with a rose in her blouse & asks: What does Roses drink?
Boy: Milk
Teacher: No, roses drink water.
Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is that long.
Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phir kameez, phir undershirt te phir bra utaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhi utaar layi.
Fer...?
Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
Height of reality: An actress being fucked by a producer without using a condom saying that she has to play the role of a pregnant lady in his next movie.
