What do deer and women have in common?
The Hornier, the better !!!
Which is the smallest hotel in the world?
VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...
A woman who aroses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser
On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Desk-top is what u do with the Secretary in the office;
Lap-top is what u do with the girlfriemd in the room;
Palm-top is when u r without them and alone
Schoolgirl: I don't want to the Sex Education.
Teacher: Why not?
Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL
Lady: I'm warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour.
Man: But I'm not doing anything.
Lady: That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up.
Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doc: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.
Happiness is like a dick. It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realize how big it grows...
