My wife wanted to disgrace me in the presence of her friends, she said I wasn't good in bed.
She was shocked when they all disagreed with her!
A humble appeal to all the ladies. Please don't wear T-shirts with a lot of printed words on it. It takes time to read all that and then our wives misunderstand us.
Regards,
Married Men Association
A wise man said, "If you want to make enemies, talk politics and if you want to make friends talk sex!
Which type of girls wears transparent dresses?
The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man!
The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you
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never get to prove it!
What's the difference between Richard Branson and Vijay Mallya?
Richard Branson's airline is Virgin and Vijay Mallya's airline is Screwed!
How do you recognize your computer Mouse is a male or a female?
If there's a Pad underneath, it's a female!
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities.
In fact, men have known and practiced this for centuries.
After sex, they glance at their watches and say, Oops, gotta run!
Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked?
Wife: That I married you for your money!
5 missed calls from your girlfriend, means...
You missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife,
You are fucked!
