Bisexual (adj.)
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
Breaking News:
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
Porn ban in India:
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
#AssemblyElections2018
Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
What do you call a person who begs for sex?
A Fuckeer!
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
A brand new Ajit dialogue:
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
