Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
What do you call a person who begs for sex?
A Fuckeer!
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
A brand new Ajit dialogue:
Mona darling, iss ko sleeping pills ke saath Viagra khilaa do......
`Yeh pada bhi rahega... aur khada bhi rahega`
Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...
The pleasure of 69!
Disappointment (noun):
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
Soda becomes Vodka.
Bikes become cars.
Kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mum was your hero?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldn't wait to grow up!
Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
