Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" has never seen a pussy before!
Pink movie was awesome but nothing can beat a blue movie!
What do you call a police-woman that shaves her pubes?
Cuntstubble
At an airport, Custom Officer finds a rubber penis in a lady's handbag and asks, "Are you married?"
Lady: Yes.
Officer: Then why this?
Lady: You've landline at home?
Officer: Yes
Lady: Then why do you carry a mobile?
Mall Mein Ya Metro Mein Koi Sunglasses Laga Ke Ghoom Raha Ho To Zaroori Nahi Ki Woh Andha Ho...
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Chutiya Bhi Ho Sakta Hai!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day, Anal makes your hole weak!
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies!
May your weekend be full of inappropriate behaviour and fun!
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis.
If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go fuck yourself" I don't know what is!
Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
