The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping!
We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!
Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available!
🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi?
🇺🇸: She's out of your league bro.
🇮🇳: Bhai Nahi Degi!
You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits!
Snow is like a cock.
It's measured in inches and soft to the touch cums when you least expect it; and it never gets as deep as you would like it.
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy, if you don't slow and pay attention you could slide into the asshole infront of you!
A Million Dollar Advice:
Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.
It may change your opinion!
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex, is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
