People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?
A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son!
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping!
We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!
Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available!
🇺🇸: Can I buy you a drink?
🇮🇳: Degi?
🇺🇸: She's out of your league bro.
🇮🇳: Bhai Nahi Degi!
