I'm always Frank with my sexual partners.
I don't want them to know my real name!
Relatives: Beta, Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?
Boy: Ji Bunty:
Relatives: Yeh Toh Ghar Ka Kaam Hai, School Mein Kya Bulaate Hain?
Boy: Bunty, Behen Ke Lode!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?"
Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal?
A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son!
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping!
We need a campaign to make the Chinese release Ma.
And it would be called the 'Ma Chuda' campaign!
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me or your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh To Chut-Ya-Paa Ho Geya!
