Two men fighting over one slut.
That, my friend, is called a Tug-of-Whore!
Friend 1: I am in depression. I need to talk.
Friends: Bhosdike Tera Hamesha Ka Randi Rona Hai. Chutiyapaa Karke Pehle Khud Apni Gaand Marwayega Aur Baad Mein Depressed Ho Jayega.
Abbe Lawde Jab Gaand Mein Dum Hai Hi Nahi Toh Udta Hua Teer Gaand Mein Lene Ki Zarurat Kya Hai Bhenchod!
Friend 1: Abhi Thoda Better Feel Ho Raha Hai. Thanks!
What do you call the CEO of Audi?
Boss'Audi'Ka!
NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cause Jill's real name was Randy!
My girlfriend used to be scared of the dark. Then she saw me naked.
Now she is scared of the light!
My wife's favorite sexual position is called `Make it quick`!
Six topless women sound nice, dozen tit?
Text Change - Sabse Tez Jalne Wali Cheez:
Sodium X
Petrol X
Logon Ki Gaand √
The Vagina:
The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It takes any size piston and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It's only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental!
