Girl: Cleavage is not an attention. It's an attitude.
Boy: Then show me some more attitude!
While chatting:
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Guy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Guy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am so sorry.
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to ask anyway?
Guy: Do you suck?
Girl: Teri Maa Ka Bhosda, Madarchod!
Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
Ladka: Kash Main Tera Blouse Hota, To Sara Din Tere Se Chipka Rehta.
Ladki: Fir Saara Maza Koi Aur Leta Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota!
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole!
Boy: Will You Marry Me?
Girl: No... I Just Want To Have a Physical Relationship With You.
Boy: Tou Phir Main Rishta Fuck-Ka Samjhun?
Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
Boyfriend: Yeh Toh CHUT-YA-PAA Ho Gaya!
After Sex:
Girl: Ho Geya Kya?
Boy: Haan
Girl: Bhosdi Ke Itni Jaldi To Meri Shampoo Ki Bottle Se Shampoo Bhi Nahi Niklta!
Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.