Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
Girl: How am I looking?
Boy: Nice
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Boy: Beautiful
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
Girl to Boy: Tum Kitne Bhai Behan Ho?
Boy: 6
Girl: Kyon Maa Baap Ko Koi Kaam Nahi Tha Kya?
Boy: Tum Kitne Ho?
Girl: 1
Boy: Kyon Baap Mein Dum Nahi Tha Kya?
Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
Boy: Wow and smart too!
Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
Late night conversation:
Girl: Chal, Bye for now, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Boy: Papa Ko Bol Dheere Dheere Karein!
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Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!