Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba!
*Blocked*
Girl: Kaisa hai?
Boy: Lamba.
*Blocked*
Love me slow but love me a bit more;
Love me so much that I am never soar;
I love yo so that you never get bore;
Now come on honey let's get on all fours!
Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers go away!
A boyfriend and a girlfriend watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that? It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
Girl: Kya Kehna Tha Tumhein Jaan?
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Boy: What if L of Lucknow is replaced by F?
Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn.
Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting!
Boyfriend: What?
Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!
Why is life like a penis?
Because when it's soft it's hard to beat... but when it's hard you get screwed!
Men are trained since birth:
That's why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!
Girlfriend's dilemma:
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?