Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!
While examining a female patient, doctor tells her:
"Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP - all are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The woman immediately started taking off her top and jeans.
The shocked doctor said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue!"
Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
Who says women are bad drivers?
They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case, you miss!
There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!
What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
How is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you!
Mean but true:
Why do women have periods?
They deserve them!
