Why did God give women boobs?
To make suckers out of men!
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they're a big headache in the morning!
For Women only:
The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
Who says women are bad drivers? They can sit on top of you and drive you crazy!
Men use the word LOVE to get sex.
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Women use the word SEX to get whatever the hell they want!
What are the 2 most important holes in a woman's body?
No, not those two, you perverted, Fucker!
It's Nostrils!
They allow her to breathe during a Blow-Job!
Girls are of two types:
1. Boring
2. Interesting
Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight;
And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!
Why are women are like rocks?
They're only cool after they get wet!
A mobile is like women?
Talks non-stop
Costs a fortune
Disturbs when you are busy
And when you need them urgently, there's no service!
Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
It's a perfect place to hang their air freshener!
