Why did God invent vaginal infections?
So that women also realize what it means to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!
Survey Report:
Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive;
Women who sleep on their stomach are Competent;
But women Who sleep on their back with legs in the air are the most popular!
If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have headache and sex at the same time?
5 missed calls from your girl friend means...
you missed a good fuck!
5 missed calls from your wife means...
you're fucked!
Making Love:
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her!
Wives are good at only 2 things:
Cooking and Fucking!
You never know what's Cooking in their heads;
And you'll never know when they start Fucking your happiness!
Women always need a reason, season, mood, emotion, comfort etc. to be happy...
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Men are not like that, they are very simple. They just need a woman to be happy. How innocent are these creatures!
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time!
Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience - they have obviously never dated a girl who was on her period!
Girls don't dress to impress boys, girls dress to 'out-dress' other girls.
If they were trying to impress boys, they'd run around naked!
