Nature's Law:
No matter how sweet a woman is;
Down below she's always salty!
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him;
The woman who appeals to his heart may attract him;
Nut it's the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him!
What's the difference between a man and a woman?
A man always has the same DICK between his legs all his life, a woman may not!
Women are like bowling balls. Not only do they have three holes, but they do the exact opposite of what you want them to do!
Ladies, if you love a man... set him free. If he comes back, he will be yours forever.
If he doesn't, the new chic probably does low job!
A True Fact:
Men wants to fuck all women but want to marry a virgin;
And women want men to be a great in bed, but they don't allow them to practice elsewhere!
I respect whoever allowed women into the military.
Girl on period + gun = Unstoppable
Why did God create orgasms?
So women can moan even when they're happy!
Tragedies of life:
1. Nice women are not sexy
2. Sexy women are not nice
3. Sexy and nice women are married
4. Sexy, nice and unmarried women are lesbians!
Q: How does a guy keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, buying her diamonds and taking her on vavctions!
