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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!
Santa: Who, Ray?
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate! -
Upload to Facebook My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me! -
Upload to Facebook Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:
1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
5. And... most importantly, there's only ONE Queen! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor, doctor... All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!
Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease! -
Upload to Facebook I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.
Let me tell you, it was no small feet! -
Upload to Facebook You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
That's just your soul healing! -
Upload to Facebook A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!" -
Upload to Facebook Breaking News:
The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
Inconvenience is regretted! -
Upload to Facebook After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:
Pakistan
Russia
Iran
China
The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan! -
Upload to Facebook What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!
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