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SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man! -
Upload to Facebook 2019 - Avoid negative people.
2020 - Avoid positive people.
2021 - Avoid people.
Because we don't know if someone is positive or negative! -
Upload to Facebook You don't understand how many things a muscle does until that muscle is sore! -
Upload to Facebook If no one comes from the future to stop you, then how bad of a decision can it really be? -
Upload to Facebook What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise! -
Upload to Facebook ਕਾਮੁ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਕ੍ਰੋਧ ਨ ਬਿਸਰਿਓ ਲੋਭੁ ਨ ਛੂਟਿਓ ਦੇਵਾ।।
ਪਰ ਨਿੰਦਾ ਮੁਖ ਤੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਛੂਟੀ ਨਿਫਲ ਭਈ ਸਭ ਸੇਵਾ।।੧।।
(By reading religious books) if you have not forgotten carnal desire, and not forgotten anger, greed has not left you either; Your mouth has not stopped slandering and gossiping about others; Then all your service is useless & fruitfulness! -
Upload to Facebook The mind is like water. When it's turbulent, it's difficult to see.
When it's calm, everything becomes clear! -
Upload to Facebook There are 3 types of people in this world.
People who are unable to hear.
People who don't want to hear.
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that she always blames me for everything.
It's because of your behavior, she said! -
Upload to Facebook My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!
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