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Upload to Facebook Salt and Pepper:
Open up a salt shaker and tuck a piece of paper towel over the top, then fill it with salt/pepper and screw the lid back on. The person using it is in for a surprise! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?
Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side?
Husband: According to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side! -
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
Candidate: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
Candidate: Thanks! I really need this job! -
Upload to Facebook A cop pulled me over and said: `PAPERS.`
I yelled `scissors` and drove off! -
Upload to Facebook Maggi is the only female in the world who gets ready in 2 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...
She gave me a hug! -
Upload to Facebook If your doctor prescribes you medication without first asking about...
- your diet
- your sleep
- your exercise routine
- your water consumption
- whether you have any structural issues &
- the stress in your life
Then you don't have a doctor, you have a drug dealer! -
Upload to Facebook What a strange attitude of humans:
Where a chance of winning a lottery is one in millions. He feels he has every chance of getting it.
Where a virus which can infect millions he feels very confident that he will not get infected! -
Upload to Facebook ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।
One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751
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