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Upload to Facebook When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate.
When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager! -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern? -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a ghost chicken?
A poultry-geist! -
Upload to Facebook No more Suez Canal jokes!
That ship has sailed! -
Upload to Facebook I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks! -
Upload to Facebook When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
It's called integrity! -
Upload to Facebook As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious! -
Upload to Facebook Sending heartfelt wishes for the new chapter of your life.
May you be able to do all those exciting and happy things you couldn't do all these times.
Have a wonderful time!
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