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  • Open your eyes and see the miracles happening around you. Be thankful because God loves you!<br/>
Good morning and have a great day!Upload to Facebook
    Open your eyes and see the miracles happening around you. Be thankful because God loves you!
    Good morning and have a great day!
  • ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹਰਿ ਰੰਗੁ ਲਾਗੋ ਇਸੁ ਜੁਗ ਮਹਿ ਹੋ ਕਹੀਅਤ ਹੇ ਸੂਰਾ।।<br/>
ਆਤਮ ਜਿਣੇ ਸਗਲ ਵਸਿ ਤਾ ਕੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਪੂਰਾ।।੧।।<br/>
ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਹੋਲਾ ਮੁਹੱਲਾ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ-ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈਆਂ।Upload to Facebook
    ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹਰਿ ਰੰਗੁ ਲਾਗੋ ਇਸੁ ਜੁਗ ਮਹਿ ਹੋ ਕਹੀਅਤ ਹੇ ਸੂਰਾ।।
    ਆਤਮ ਜਿਣੇ ਸਗਲ ਵਸਿ ਤਾ ਕੇ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਸਤਿਗੁਰੁ ਪੂਰਾ।।੧।।
    ਆਪ ਜੀ ਨੂੰ ਹੋਲਾ ਮੁਹੱਲਾ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ-ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈਆਂ।
  • May the myriad colours of gulal and fragrances of saffron, amber and rose water fill your life with pride and joy in being Guru's Sikh.<br/>
Have a blessed Hola Mohalla!
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    May the myriad colours of gulal and fragrances of saffron, amber and rose water fill your life with pride and joy in being Guru's Sikh.
    Have a blessed Hola Mohalla!
  • May Guru Gobind Singh Ji blessed you and your family on Hola Mohalla - the festival of organised procession of an army column, and showering of gulal and fragrances on the sangat!Upload to Facebook
    May Guru Gobind Singh Ji blessed you and your family on Hola Mohalla - the festival of organised procession of an army column, and showering of gulal and fragrances on the sangat!
  • Boss: You can't sleep at work.</br>
Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!Upload to Facebook
    Boss: You can't sleep at work.
    Me: But I told you during my interview that I'm a dreamer!
  • Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.Upload to Facebook
    Before you complain about something your wife does, you should always walk a mile in her shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from her and she won't hear you complaining.
  • Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.</br>
She is never coming back, and don't ask why!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.
    She is never coming back, and don't ask why!
  • If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.</br>
You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!Upload to Facebook
    If your wife doesn't cook for you at home, cook for yourself.
    You are not in a restaurant, you are in a relationship!
  • My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.</br>
I won!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important.
    I won!
  • I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.</br>
But they had naan!Upload to Facebook
    I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread.
    But they had naan!
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