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  • ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।<br/>
One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?<br/>
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751Upload to Facebook
    ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।।
    One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour?
    ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751
  • When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate.<br/>
When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate.
    When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
    Good Morning!
  • I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!Upload to Facebook
    I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager!
  • Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.<br/>
Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational.
    Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern?
  • Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime!
  • What do you call a ghost chicken?<br/>
A poultry-geist!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a ghost chicken?
    A poultry-geist!
  • No more Suez Canal jokes!<br/>
That ship has sailed!Upload to Facebook
    No more Suez Canal jokes!
    That ship has sailed!
  • I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.<br/>
I think I managed to cover my tracks!Upload to Facebook
    I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it.
    I think I managed to cover my tracks!
  • When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.<br/>
It's called integrity!Upload to Facebook
    When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you.
    It's called integrity!
  • As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!Upload to Facebook
    As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious!
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