ਰੰਗੇ ਕਾ ਕਿਆ ਰੰਗੀਐ ਜੋ ਰਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਲਾਇ ਜੀਉ।। One who is already dyed in the colour of Lord's love, how can he be coloured any other colour? ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji: SGGS Ji: 751 |
When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow. Good Morning! |
I spent the whole day in the office doing nothing. Seeing this, some visitors thought that I was the manager! |
Patient: Doctor, my wife has terrible mood swings, gets angry for no reason and sometimes is totally irrational. Doctor: She's a normal woman then. What's your concern? |
Whenever my wife's bored and needs some entertainment, she simply asks me which one of her friends I think is the hottest. The panic attack I'm having will keep her entertained for sometime! |
What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist! |
No more Suez Canal jokes! That ship has sailed! |
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks! |
When you are no longer friends with someone, respect the secrets they shared with you. It's called integrity! |
As you get older, crying becomes a rare occurrence but more serious! |