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  • Love is not something that you can express in words. Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart. I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me, dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.</br>
I love you!Upload to Facebook
    Love is not something that you can express in words. Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart. I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me, dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.
    I love you!
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion!
  • Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.<br/>
After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!Upload to Facebook
    Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other.
    After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list!
  • Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?<br/>
Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Alexa, where is my husband?
    Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite!
  • Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,<br/>
Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi!Upload to Facebook
    Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge,
    Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi!
  • What would you call a walking mosquito?<br/>
An itch-hiker!Upload to Facebook
    What would you call a walking mosquito?
    An itch-hiker!
  • Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!Upload to Facebook
    Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after!
  • In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.<br/>
It usually resulted in a long sentence!Upload to Facebook
    In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.
    It usually resulted in a long sentence!
  • Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?<br/>
She wore an algae bra!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math?
    She wore an algae bra!
  • Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?</br>
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?
    Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
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