Love is not something that you can express in words. Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart. I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me, dear, you are the most precious thing in my life. I love you! |
Marriage is a wonderful institution where a simple sigh can turn into an argument of catastrophic proportion! |
Before marriage: We'll share everything we have with each other. After marriage: Don't add your favorite movies to my Netflix watch list! |
Wife: Alexa, where is my husband? Alexa: Khey Khaanda Hona Kite! |
Jis Din Duniya Se Cockroach Aur Chipkali Gayab Ho Jayenge, Us Din Se Aurtein Duniya Pe Raaj Karengi! |
What would you call a walking mosquito? An itch-hiker! |
Got vaccinated and lived Corona free is as much a myth as Got married and lived happily ever after! |
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime. It usually resulted in a long sentence! |
Did you hear about the mermaid who liked math? She wore an algae bra! |
Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day! |