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Upload to Facebook Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight! -
Upload to Facebook "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! -
Upload to Facebook I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? -
Upload to Facebook I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message! -
Upload to Facebook Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due! -
Upload to Facebook पटना में एक इंटरव्यू! इंटरव्यूवर: तुम्हारे पास ऐसा क्या अलग है जिसे देख कर हम तुम्हें नौकरी दें? कैंडिडेट उठ कर खिड़की पर गया गुटका थूकते हुए बोला, "कट्टा देखे हो कभी?" -
Upload to Facebook The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You know, the female black widow spider kills the male spider after mating. I don't understand why. Wife: I'm pretty sure it's to stop the male from snoring before it starts!
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